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Quote of the Moment
Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.
xkcd: Code Quality
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I honestly didn't think you could even USE emoji in variable names. Or that there were so many different crying ones.
THE ACTUAL ANSWER IS: frig man, go to an actual doctor and tell them an internet comic about "fatching your blood pressure" made you worried about your eyes leaking bodyjuice!! that's precisely what they're there for!
Abstruse Goose | The Sudokomic Game
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This is the best I could do on short notice.
Cyanide & Happiness
Euro Exchange Rate
|Swiss Franc (CHF)||2015-04-17||1 € = 1.02970 Fr.||0.97116 € = 1 Fr.|
|British Pound Sterling (GBP)||2015-04-17||1 € = 0.71990 £||1.38908 € = 1 £|
|Japanese Yen (JPY)||2015-04-17||1 € = 128.45000 ¥||0.00779 € = 1 ¥|
|Swedish Krona (SEK)||2015-04-17||1 € = 9.29210 kr||0.10762 € = 1 kr|
|US-Dollar (USD)||2015-04-17||1 € = 1.08140 $||0.92473 € = 1 $|